Here we are trying to entertain you by our funny collection related to Valentine’s Day 2016, because many people are planning for their Valentines Dates and some are still single and may be they don’t want celebrated it like all. So if they want making fun of all these things can visit here for jokes and funny quotes related to Valentine’s Day 2016. These are for all so start forward to your friends and all because the day is not far from today.
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I love you with my entire Butt.
I would say heart but my butt is bigger.
I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.
If you’re single on Valentine’s Day, don’t let anyone make you feel bad about it.
Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it’s probably shit.
People call it Valentine’s Day and I call it Saturday.
Valentine’s Day reminds me that I need to change something in my life and that is my lover.
We’re all a little weird and life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness-and call it loves.
Love is a game that two can play and both win.
Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day.