Jokes and Quotes on India VS Pakistan World Cup Semifinal Match.
At Border Indian officer shouts at Pakistani Spy,”Goli” Mar dunga;
Pak Spy replies:”Goli” se darr nahi lagta sahab,”Kohli” se lagta hai
Jeet chukay ham her jang
Ab yeh bazi bhi hamari hai
Australia ko maar chukay
Ab Pakistan ki baari hai…
Pakistan’s next 5 cricket matches …
April 2: Pakistan vs Ponnani Government Higher Secondary School
April 5: Pakistan vs BVB Boys School , Kunnamkulam
May 3: Pakistan vs Alappuzha Ladies College
May 5: Pakistan vs Pogo Primary school (I std to 5th std), Ernakulam
Afridi: Its tough time for us. But we will do the Best… Our aim – Defeat the Pogo primary school, because lot of players are young and energetic..
What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
The entire Pakistani Innings.
What is the Pakistani version of a hat-trick?
3 runs in 3 balls
Where do Indian Players perform there best?
Ans: In Advertisements.
India bach ke rehna
teri Sheila hai jawan
teri Munni hai badnam
aur hamara Captain hai Pathan!!
Before the start of semi-final fight between India VS Pakistan, wish your teams using the comment box below.
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Well done guys your wishes and blessings has done the magic and India beats the Pakistan and now its time to wish team India for the world cup final, Because “Team Jitati nahi Jitana Padta hai”.